Montgomerie takes drastic action

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Montgomerie takes drastic action

Montgomerie takes drastic action

Colin Montgomerie obviously has some real pearls of wisdom prepared for his Ryder Cup squad after having the European dressing room at Celtic Manor soundproofed (Left Handed Callaway X-22 Irons).

In Valhalla in 2008, some of the American team admitted to being buoyed after hearing the noise coming from their opponent's quarters, where captain Nick Faldo had installed a drum kit and hired DJ Spoony to strut his stuff.

Paul Azinger simply told his men that the Europeans weren't taking the competition seriously. And we all know what happened next.

With Monty's emotions running high at Celtic Manor (Left Handed Callaway Hyper X 460 Ti Driver) - and an equally passionate vice-captain team behind him – the Scot is desperate to keep conversations, tactics, and team talks confined to four walls.

The Europeans also know far more about the Twenty Ten course than their American counterparts, while the backroom team's advice will be a huge factor to Monty's six Ryder Cup rookies.

It is just another (Left Handed Callaway Hyper X Fairway Wood) example of the 47-year-old's incredible attention to detail.

He has already demanded that glass panels in the locker room be removed to avoid unnecessary accidents, while the doors now swing inwards rather than out to prevent players being hit as they enter the room.

Greenside Manner

A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play.

But on the 9th green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green.

"Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack!"

"Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor."

The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. He returns to the green quickly, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting!?" she asks incredulously.

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. "I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" the wife valiantly asks.

"No time at all," her husband answers, while practicing his stroke. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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